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Gift Guide: For the goop-adjacent wellness freak

They already have an ice roller and Oura ring. It's time to get creative.

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Nov 27, 2025
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You know the type: They start their day with a 20-minute meditation, followed by celery juice, followed by oil pulling, followed by—okay, you get it. Their supplement cabinet looks like a Whole Foods aisle, they know the difference between ashwagandha and rhodiola, and they’ve definitely tried to convince you that mushroom coffee “doesn’t taste weird at all” (it does).

They’re not quite dropping $75 on a jade egg (we hope), but they are the person who will absolutely spend $40 on a fancy adaptogen blend. The challenge? They’ve already tried everything. Or at least, they think they have. Your mission: Find them something so thoughtfully wellness-coded, so perfectly aligned with their vibe, that even they didn’t know they needed it.

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